Like a beer of the month club, or a fruit of the month club, but for lifestyles.

“This month, be a raver! We have included a CD in the package of the kind of music you like. We’ve also included glow sticks. Do up your hair and makeup as in the enclosed photographs, get a pair of incredibly baggy pants, and dance to the music while waving your lightsticks around. For self-evident legal reasons, ecstasy tablets are not included.”

As a side note, the rave nostalgia era approaches. In a mere decade, raves will be worshipped by people who weren’t even alive in the nineties.