When Melinda and Melinda came out, several reviews mentioned the unrealistically gorgeous New York apartments occupied by the young characters in the film, usually with more than a hint of lust.

A film festival that catered to ooohs and aaaahs over sexy airbrushed real estate could be a lot of fun. “Ooooh, look at the architectural detail!” “Yes, I’ve always wanted a pre-war Brownstone with marble floors…”