My mother is a high-school teacher. She reports that, in the last several years, it has become a ritual for mothers to come in and help daughters decorate their lockers. In the old days, we were left to fend for ourselves with nothing more than a pair of scissors, a roll of scotch tape, a Sharpie, and a glue stick, but it seems that standards have risen, and the well-pampered teen needs a unique and tasteful locker decor.

What’s a working mom to do for her daughter? Hire a professional locker decorator!

What, there aren’t any yet? Start one!